when your “FAT” pants get skinny tight

• In life epiphanies are bound to occur, my latest grand realization is that I can’t or at least should not eat like a 15 year old male, especially when I can’t afford a whole new wardrobe.
  
  You may be thinking…. Do I think I am fat? No, however I have grown to be very uncomfortable in my own skin. Why? Simply stated my fat pants have become skintight!
  
  I know…. your thinking…. MANDY stop…. What in the world are you telling us this for?
  
  And so… I’ll tell you. I have set some new “Health Goals” including no sugar treats except on Sundays and exercising… Yes it is only a minimum of three times per week, which seems small, but this girl has to take baby steps.
  
  What does this mean for you? Not much unless you’re my roommate Karen, to whom I want to publicly apologize. I am sorry about pilfering your Ice Cream on many a late night. I would buy you more…but then I’d just keep eating it (so how about $5.00) I am just looking for a little bit of moral support~ some extra “keep me on my toes” comradely.
  
  Health goals
• No eating after 8:30 p.m.
• Veggie juice 1+ times daily
• Exercise 30+ min. 3+ times per week
• No treats (sugar) except Sundays
• Complete a 9 day Isagenix cleanse by May 28th